My daughter, the next infomercial hostess....

There is this commercial that talks about a hanging planter that grows tomatoes. Raeann was watching TV the other day and it came on, and she thought it was pretty neat. She had me laughing so hard I was crying. And she just kept going. So here is what she did:
The commercial is a lot like an infomercial, it has this announcer pointing out all the good things about this hanging tomato planter thing. The announcer says "No bending over! No dropped tomatoes! Every tomato is perfect! Your neighbors will be jealous! And best of all, it comes with a free tomato slicer!" Raeann sees all this, and then she looks at me and says, while ticking the items off on her fingers, "Mom! This thing is so cool! It does all this stuff! You don't have to bend over, the tomatoes don't fall, our neighbors will be jealous (I don't think she even knows what exactly jealous means), and we can have perfectly sliced tomatoes on our hangaburgers (hamburgers)! This thing is awesome!" I just started cracking up with laughter, and my poor daughter had no idea what I was laughing at. She says, "Mom what's so funny? Didn't you hear me? I said 'No bending over and we can have perfectly sliced tomatoes on our hangaburgers!'" So this makes me laugh even harder, and then she really got mad. She stalked off to her room mumbling something about the tomato slicer. I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard. This is the stuff I live for.